Sunday, April 09, 2006

Religion of Perfect Bathos

We have three views of Islam below, the first from a knuckle dragging grunter who calls himself Muslim Unity. Yes, they have to be united or otherwise they'd all fall over on the ground, being too stupid to be able to stand up straight on their own.

Oh. My mistake. They fall over when they get together. That's story number two.

Number three gives us some idea of the perfect rage and pity of the Muslim unity in their phantasies of triumph. Its laughable. Muslims are so disgusting and ridiculous that one is forced to suppress laughter even in the face of tragedy. Thse people are so fucked-up that even when the case is obviously unfortunate they give rise to contempt and laughter.

Tragedy, in the play of Islam, is a joke. I've spared us the details of the story on the lack of porta-potties at religious festivals.

Turn here first for Muslim Unity, the goofiest idiot I've encountered in quite some time.


At least 27 killed, 50 injured in Pakistan stampede.

Karachi, Apr 09: At least 27 women and children were killed and 50 injured in a stampede at an Islamic religious gathering here today, Provincial Health Minister said.

"I can confirm you that 27 have been killed and 50 injured in the stampede," Shabbir Kayamkhani said in a brief statement, adding "a state of emergency in all the hospitals has been declared and the off days of all the doctors have been cancelled."

Police officials feared the casualty list was like to rise but refused to speculate. "Of the 40 injured, 20 have been discharged after providing treatment but the condition of eight is very critical and the doctors were working hard to save their lives."

The stampede occurred at an Islamic Center of a Sunni Muslim Group in down town Karachi and was triggered when a boy fell on the exit and his mother tried to pick him and save him from being crushed to death, eyewitnesses said.

"Thousands of women were leaving for a rally after attending the gathering to mark the birthday of the Prophet Mohammad," Karachi Police spokeman Zahid Hussain said.

The weekly Sunday gathering attracted nearly 50,000 women and children because of Eid Milad-un-Nabi (celebrated to mark the birth and death anniversary of Prophet Mohammad), that falls on Tuesday.

Hanees Billu, a spokesman for the center run by Islamic missionary group Dawat-e-Islami, said most of the women were killed because of suffocation. "Not all were killed after being crushed to death. Most of the women and children died because of suffocation. But it needs to be said here that impatience caused the tragedy."

The site of the ceremony gives a horrifying look with shoes of the women and children scattered all over the exit.

Police said seven dead were brought to Jinnah Hospital while others were brought to Liaquat National Hospital.


Daily Pakistan (February 9, 2006) quoted PML chief Chaudhry Shujaat Hussain as saying that Europe and the West should pass a law to punish insulters of all prophets including Prophet Muhammad (PBUH). If the West did not do this then more insult published in Europe would lead to disastrous consequences.

The Pakistani law against divine insult is wrong in including all prophets. The Christians could be threatened by action under this law in regard to prophets of the Old Testament; and the Bible could be found offensive in the court of law. What then? Kill all the Christians?

According to Nawa-e-Waqt (February 11, 2006) in Pindi Bhattian people were outraged to find pages of the Holy Quran in the street. They took out an angry procession and went to the police station. The police at once took the pages in its control and registered a case. But the people were not satisfied as they wanted to burn public property to express their grief. The clerics warned from the mosques that if the culprits were not caught the people would destroy public property.

No city is now exempt from the destruction of mobs who go on a rampage after hearing that the Quran has been desecrated. It is actually a pastime of the hoods. No one can stop them and the weak among us suffer their vandalism.

Reported in Jang (February 12, 2006) mobs in Mandi Bahauddin came out beating their breasts and hurling stones at passing trains and burning tyres in the streets of the city. The mobs also cried in pain on the insult to the Holy Prophet (PBUH) in Europe and burnt some cars and broke the windshields of many. They also wept profusely and stoned all public buildings while breaking glass at the petrol stations.

Sensing the success of the mobs in Mandi Bahauddin, the political opposition announced an all-party day of protest on March 3, 2006. Meanwhile every party would hold aggressive rallies throughout the month of February to mark Islamic grief at the insult to the Prophet (PBUH) in Europe through the publication of cartoons. The opposition also demanded that ambassadors of all offending European countries be sent packing and Pakistan embassies removed from there.

It is not only Pindi Bhattian that has decided to commit ritual suicide; the entire country is under threat. The Islamic civilisation seems to be coming to an end. And no one cares. If the Muslims think they can scare the world through self-destruction, they are completely mistaken.

Religion minister Ijaz ul Haq stated in daily Din (February 12, 2006) that if Pakistan and other Islamic states were to snap relations with the European countries that had offended them by publishing insulting cartoons then the offending states would suffer economically and agree never to insult the Muslims again by publishing cartoons.

The minister is completely wrong. The West will not suffer economically at the hands of the Muslims. Even Iran has said that it will not stop selling oil if it is taken to the UN Security Council and attacked. Iran is right: an Islamic boycott will hurt only Muslims. *

The only good to come from this Islamic intrusion into the modern world's awareness is that we now know we have to stop them from committing mass suicide. These people are still people, worthy of their own lives, and because they are so dyfunctional, and because they are so violent and crazed, it is up to the world at-large to intervene on humanitarian grounds to save them from themselves. Take the moron above, Islamic Unity, as an example. He's stupid beyond compare, but he sitll has rights as a person. Does it mean he has a right to torment children? No, he has no such right. He should be beaten and thrown into a cage and his children should be raised to be Human. By beating Muslim Unity and caging him, we do everyone a favor and fulfill a moral duty to do good rather than harm. If we leave people like Muslim Unity to his own devices, then everyone will suffer because he and those like him will surely kill themsleves, their children, and anyone else unfortunate enough to be around them when they go.

Maybe we'll get lucky and Mulsim Unity and his mates will all try to get into the mosque at the same time.


Anonymous said...

Yes, but the whining coming from a caged muslim unity would drive you nuts after a few weeks.

He's a real trip though. Talking out of his @ss and both sides of his mouth at the same time. Too stupid to keep his lies lined up like many liberals do.

I like your blog. Keep up the good work.

Ayatollah Khomeini said...

We shall destroy Europe, country by country. We shall start by destroying the economy of Denmark and negating its corrupting influence on Muslim children's minds by boycotting LEGO. The following fatwa has been issued..


Dear Brothers and Sisters in Islam,
Introducing THIGHO, a halal replacement for LEGO.
It is the duty of every Muslim parent to prevent their children playing with the accursed Danish LEGO blocks (may Allah sends his gremjinns into their factory so that they may be produced misshapen and fail to fit together.)

Khomeini Childcare Enterprises has therefore launched a new amusing pastime for Dads and kids to be marketed as THIGHO ( known as Mufa’khathat in Arabic - but our marketing department said this wasn't catchy enough for the English-speaking market).

For reviews of THIGHO see

Be assured to know that our beloved Prophet Mohammed (pbuh) played THIGHO with Ayesha when she was aged between 6 to 9. But beware, if you let your children play with the damnable Kaffir LEGO, they could produce abominations like this...

Mufa’khathat makes for happy Muslim families

- Allahu Akhbar
Ayatollah Khomeini
CEO Khomeini Childcare

dag said...

Thanks to both of you.

tiberge said...

Dag -

I'm leaving a comment here, as it's the most convenient spot. Love your black-and-white graphics on the REPTAL (religion of peace tolerance and love). I posted at galliawatch a few responses to your suggestion about helping out the readers of FE. I may set up an entry just for them, where they can comment in French. But it has to be worked out. Will try to contact FE this week. Thanks again for your links. Your blog is now a link in my side-bar.