Presbyterian Minister Tops Charts with Cover Tune.

In what was originally a karaoke session in a small, somewhat stinking church basement in rural Pennsylvania, a surprise phenomenon has burst out to take the West by storm. A Presbyterian minister, secretly taped by a non-member of the congregation, has made his way onto the Internet airwaves covering one of the anthems of Divestment of Portfolio rock.

Said the now-famous singer, known only as Heck, " I used to sit on my parkbench singing about the poor and bull-dozed, and this song was my favorite. I guess I just have a natural talent for singing this song. God knows, the other tune I sing sounds like nothing more than a shrill whine. I dedicated this version to the dead babies murdered by the Hated Zionist Entity. I can sign it for you if you'd like me too."

So here he is, ladies and gentlemen, Pennsylvania's very own-- HECK!

"Creep"
Radiohead - February, 1993

When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
You're so fuckin' special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.

I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.

She's running out again,
She's running out
She's run run run running out...

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special...

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I don't belong here.

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