Some Muslims are making infantile death threats against the creators of the tv cartoon series South Park. The cartoonists are accused of-- get this-- insulting Islam. So, Death to America! Death to Israel! Death to more cartoonists. Count me in.
Some wag has declared May 20, 2010 as "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day." Count me in on that too. I'm all for insulting Islam all the time. Yes, I'm so out of shape I can't draw breath, and I'm so dense at times I can't draw a conclusion; but I can draw a picture of Mohammed with my eyes closed. Here's a sample of how clever I am, me an artiste.
Here's my version of Mohammed seeing a six year old girl he can't rape, unlike his wife Aisha:
I particularly like the way I rendered his down-turned mouth. Feel free to praise me there. The three eyes is a nice touch on my part, too. It's why they call me an artiste. The beard is fabulous, if I do say so myself.
And this is one of Mohammed's mind even while he sleeps:
I had friend tell me this artistic drawing of Mohammed's mind looks an awful lot like heart disease. I laugh out loud. We all know Mohammed didn't have a heart. It's his mind. Sleeping.
Here's one of my favourites, Mohammed working as a greeter-lady at Walmart.
I think its the prettiest version I've seen of Mohammed at work. It was really hard to draw, but I don't care. It's worth it.
May 20, 2010. Everybody draw Mohammed. I'm gonna do it some more. You can too, even if you don't have the artistic abilities I have. Send your submissions here and I'll try to post them as they come. Post them everywhere. Everybody can draw Mohammed. Good luck, good hunting.