Saturday, April 24, 2010

Draw, Mohammed

Some Muslims are making infantile death threats against the creators of the tv cartoon series South Park. The cartoonists are accused of-- get this-- insulting Islam. So, Death to America! Death to Israel! Death to more cartoonists. Count me in.

Some wag has declared May 20, 2010 as "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day." Count me in on that too. I'm all for insulting Islam all the time. Yes, I'm so out of shape I can't draw breath, and I'm so dense at times I can't draw a conclusion; but I can draw a picture of Mohammed with my eyes closed. Here's a sample of how clever I am, me an artiste.

Here's my version of Mohammed seeing a six year old girl he can't rape, unlike his wife Aisha:

I particularly like the way I rendered his down-turned mouth. Feel free to praise me there. The three eyes is a nice touch on my part, too. It's why they call me an artiste. The beard is fabulous, if I do say so myself.

And this is one of Mohammed's mind even while he sleeps:

I had friend tell me this artistic drawing of Mohammed's mind looks an awful lot like heart disease. I laugh out loud. We all know Mohammed didn't have a heart. It's his mind. Sleeping.

Here's one of my favourites, Mohammed working as a greeter-lady at Walmart.

I think its the prettiest version I've seen of Mohammed at work. It was really hard to draw, but I don't care. It's worth it.

May 20, 2010. Everybody draw Mohammed. I'm gonna do it some more. You can too, even if you don't have the artistic abilities I have. Send your submissions here and I'll try to post them as they come. Post them everywhere. Everybody can draw Mohammed. Good luck, good hunting.


Always On Watch said...

In a way, the censoring of and threat against South Park may be a good thing. A younger generation, indoctrinated in the whitewash of Islam, has found out part of the truth.

Dag said...

It's a lesson in the real world for those too young to have seen it already. A wake-up call, as it were. It looks to me like every generation ha to learn it the hard way, by personal experience. Santayana had it wrong: knowing history doesn't save us from anything. In this case I think Marx is closer to the truth, that history first time round is tragedy, next time round as farce. But the farce for those stuck with living it isn't very funny.

Still, it's good to have a sense of humour, even if this whole business of fearing Muslims is an unnecessary foolishness. People are needlessly killed and tortured because many just don't have the gumption to say no to it. A failure of adulthood in our societies, a failure of maturity among those who probably just don't know any better.

We need more good teachers, AOW, and we count on those like you to help us through such times as these.

Anonymous said...

How can one draw a Pedaphile, a terrorist, a sex maniac, and the list goes on?

Dag said...

If you're like me, you grab a can of each primary colour paint, grab a chain saw, and go to town.

Oh, wait. That's the jihadi approach: people instead of paint, subway trains, schools, nightclubs, office towers rather than canvas.

A.W. said...

Hey good to see you participating. WE have dedicated a whole blog to this protest, here:

I will be linking to your site, and i would appreciate a link back, and any promotion you can offer.

And don't wait until May 20. draw early and draw often. if you get a cartoon to me early, you can be included in a letter i will be sending to the creators of South Park, to show them how many ordinary people are standing with them.

There is no censorship at my site, and no artistic talent is necessary. All you have to do is depict mohammed.

Ed said...


Here, from Sunan Abu-Dawud, a hadith collection considered canonical by Muslims, is a hadith that shows Muhammad supporting the murder of a woman by her husband, merely because she used to speak to her husband insultingly about Muhammad:

Sunan Abu-Dawud, Book 38, Number 4348:

Narrated Abdullah Ibn Abbas:

A blind man had a slave-mother [a slave who bore children for him] who used to abuse the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) and disparage him. He [the blindman] forbade her but she did not stop. He rebuked her but she did not give up her habit. One night she began to slander the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) and abuse him. So he [the blindman] took a dagger, placed it on her belly, pressed it, and killed her. A child who came between her legs was smeared with the blood that was there. When the morning came, the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) was informed about it.

He assembled the people and said: I adjure by Allah the man who has done this action and I adjure him by my right to him that he should stand up. Jumping over the necks of the people and trembling the man stood up.

He sat before the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) and said: Apostle of Allah! I am her master; she used to abuse you and disparage you. I forbade her, but she did not stop, and I rebuked her, but she did not abandon her habit. I have two sons like pearls from her, and she was my companion. Last night she began to abuse and disparage you. So I took a dagger, put it on her belly and pressed it till I killed her.

Thereupon the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: Oh be witness, no retaliation is payable for her blood.

There are various examples in the core Islamic texts of Muhammad having those who insult Islam killed. Those same texts show Muhammad telling the murderers they may lie in order to accomplish the goal. We shouldn't be surprised, then, when modern apologists for Islam lie to us about what is in their texts, and in other ways try to pull the wool over our eyes about the totalitarian goals of Islam. There are moderate Muslims, but there is no moderate Islam.