Thursday, April 27, 2006

Left Coprophagist Pigs Out

Sometimes it's nice to sit back and experience another's mental illness just because it's so fitting that the mad suffer without realising it, and they can never get over it, will lose any hope of ever living lives of any meaning, and will end with nothing of any worth. It's cruel but it's interesting or even funny to see creepy people suffer from their own vicious ignorance, they being their own worst tormentors, the ones who destroy any hope of good in their own lives that others have in life.

Yes, a senstive person would smash the fool's head till he came to his senses. A decent person would take the fool to the puppy doctor and have him put to sleep. I present the fool's rant just so we can look at him as he is. Here, a Left caprophagist at his finest:

Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states. It’s not your money, assholes, it’s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

Let’s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.

Is it cruel to post the works of a Left caprophagist in public? Who gives a shit?


maccusgermanis said...

1789-1797 George Washington, Va
1797-1801 John Adams, Ma
1801-1809 Thomas Jefferson, Va
1809-1817 James Madison, Va
1817-1825 James Monroe, Va

It would probably anger this fool to further point out that the one "blue" stater listed was a Baptist, but then a more important point may be that all these men are dead now. Neither "We" did start this "shit", they began these United States. It would be great if we could manage not to destroy the freedoms that they had done so much to secure.

Oh, And "It is your money, not the government's"

dag said...

Everyone here is sick today, which I first thought was due to reading too much Left rubbish but that I now conclude is simply a flu bug ripping through the city.

If I'm back on my feet, as it were, by tomorrow, I hope to post something on Buruma and Margalit that I'll entitle "Hitler's Grandchildren: Anti-Americanism as the new Anti-Semitism."

Just thinking about it makes me want to barf. Or is it the flu? Is there a difference?

Anti-Americanism is a mental illness. Thank God I don't have that too. The flu is bad enough. At least I'll get over this without doing anything seriously wrong. The creature above, fool, well, let's hope something big and ugly steps on him and puts him out of our collective misery.

Jane said...

I had a flu bug today too dag.
I emjoyed the article but I wondered if his stats were accurate?
What's a caprophagist? You're starting to sound like Conrad Black with these oddball long words.

dag said...

Jane, Jane, Jane.

The guy going on the anti-American rant above is one of those Americans I love to hate. He had no stats, dear, he being a fool with too many opinions to fit in facts.

I think it's time that I sit you down on my lap and explain things to you. When we're done with that I can also explain that sometimes it's better to use a long Greek word than a few short Anglo-Saxon words because the meaning to all is pretty far from pleasant. But, since it's in the open and because you ask, a caprophagist is one who, in the case above only metaphorically, eats feces.

Dogs and pigs and some very small group of sex perverts and most anti-Americans and anti-Semities do it too.

I'm devasted to find that you had the flu. I feel that you got it because of the influence of Islam on the nation. It's just one more reson, Jane, for me to battle it with all my strength.