Cause, baby, I'm on fire for you.
Joseph Edward MartinJoseph Edward Martin is accused of setting two arson fires.
"Junior, clean your room."
Steven JoergerSteven Joerger allegedly beat his mother and set her home on fire.
Justin Beiber's dream. "You smile, I smile." (This song is by a boy. Who'd have known?)
John ThomasJohn Thomas, a registered sex offender, has been arrested for allegedly soliciting a 14-year-old boy for sex.
Yup, Sacramento is looking pretty good. If they can scoop up a few thousand more, more or less, it might be worth looking into.