Friday, July 29, 2011

Three Reasons to Move to Sacramento

If you go soon to Sacramento the chances are good that at least for a while you will never run into the three charmers featured below: they are in jail. Why? Well, let's find out.

Cause, baby, I'm on fire for you.

Joseph Edward Martin

Joseph Edward Martin is accused of setting two arson fires.

"Junior, clean your room."

Steven Joerger

Steven Joerger allegedly beat his mother and set her home on fire.

Justin Beiber's dream. "You smile, I smile." (This song is by a boy. Who'd have known?)

John Thomas

John Thomas, a registered sex offender, has been arrested for allegedly soliciting a 14-year-old boy for sex.

Yup, Sacramento is looking pretty good. If they can scoop up a few thousand more, more or less, it might be worth looking into.

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