First ever photo of Mohammed at the beach, Medina, c. 625

WOW. I am Hugely Scooped!

Our friend Stogie, a cartoonist and one of the finest writers I've ever read, reminded me that he did the first ever "Mo at the beach" back on:

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

I'm really happy to see this. It brings back good memories.

Infidel-bloggers-alliance: Cartoon Contest on Mohammed

The bloggers at infidel-bloggers-alliance are having a cartoon contest for depictions of Mohammed. Now drawing Mohammed could get you killed because murder is one of the main pillars of that religious faith. Check them out at http://ibloga.blogspot.com/2006/02/infidel-bloggers-alliance-mohammed_04.html.

Cartoonists are asked to draw a non-incendiary picture of the prophet Mohammed, just doing everyday things like taking a walk, having a beer, watching the Super Bowl, etc. I drew one of Mo on a surfboard. Mo-Daddy ain't no Ho-Daddy. Anyway, my entry is below.

Stogie

http://saberpoint.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html

Stogie's account of walking past the Beemer house is one of the high points of my reading experience.

But, says me before I was scooped and reminded of it:

I was snooping around the sub-basement at the local archives today and to my complete amazement I saw a box of old vacation photos that came from Medina, Arabia. I took a peek, and there, lo and behold, was a shot of Mohammed at the beach with a couple of babes on each arm. They were stark raking nekked, so I cut them out and left Mohammed himself so as not to offend anyone; and here I present to the world the one and only prophet Mohammed in the photo'd flesh at the beach on vacation at Medina, c. 625 A.D.

Wizard of Oz-Mo: How a 20 year old slacker terrified corporate America

Fooled again! The South Park death threats are actually a Zionist plot to make Muslims look bad.

I was beginning to think that our cultural and intellectual leaders are little more than terrified fools and abject cowards who can't face the thought of a terrifying 20 year old loser from Virginia, a kid who couldn't get a date in highschool, a kid who dresses up like one of the shepherds in a grade-school nativity play. Pretty scary, I admit, if one is removed from the usual man by living and working in a sky-scraping office tower in Manhattan and making millions moving and shaking the cultural world. Yeah, why risk it over mere America when one stands a less-than-zero chance of being castigated by a wanna-be jihadi? The horror, right? So there was me, thinking the Comedy Central exec.s were nothing more than cringing, puky cowards. How wrong was I!? Turns out they were in serious trouble after all. It's the Jooos! Whoa. I quake too. The Zionazis! I squeek. That's how scared I am.

Ryan Mauro "CAIR Spokesman: RevolutionMuslim.com Might Be Part of Anti-Muslim Conspiracy"

In a FoxNews.com report on the poster of the threat (click here), Ibrahim Hooper is interviewed and he makes this statement:

“They say wild and irresponsible things periodically,” Hooper told FoxNews.com. “There’s a strong suspicion that they’re merely a setup to make Muslims and Islam look bad. They say such wild and crazy things that you have to wonder.”

Yup, in his mind, RevolutionMuslim.com might be a false front by anti-Muslim bigots. A few years ago, I met two of the people who wrote for this site. They spewed anti-Semitic, anti-American venom. If they are actors sent to “make Muslims and Islam look bad,” then they deserve Oscars....

http://www.newsrealblog.com/2010/04/24/cair-spokesman-revolutionmuslim-com-might-be-part-of-anti-muslim-conspiracy/

And this evil genius is? Pretty damned scary to look at. I cringe. You cringe. Our intelligentsia are really cringing from fear of this monster.

Zachary Chesser, or as he currently styles himself, Abu Talhah Al-Amrikee. This 20-year-old from Fairfax, Va., trolling away on his blog, was able to get Comedy Central to censor one of the most popular and lucrative shows in its lineup merely by suggesting that Stone and Parker might meet the same fate that befell Theo Van Gogh when he “outraged” Muslim sensibilities.

http://bigjournalism.com/fross/2010/04/24/re-south-park-the-silence-of-the-media-lambs-continues/

But now we know he really is scary. The Jooos! The Jooos!

Mohammed and the 12 Shi'a Imams

One must wonder about the will of Allah that has suddenly descended upon me, humble artiste that I am. I am cranking out Muslim master pieces the likes of which the world has never before seen. Below we have my latest work, Mohammed and the twelve Shi'a Imams. I'm nearly blown away.

For inspiration I used a model who looks very much like Telly Savalas in the movie The Dirty Dozen, to depict the Twelfth Imam, Imam Maggot, who resides in a well in occultation awaiting too, like all of us, the call of Amadinejed of Iran.

Till that happy day, I just keep painting cartoons. I'm a genius, and I can't stop myself. It must be the Will of Allah.

A Dag-master Piece: Mohammed and the Seven Rightly Guided Caliphs

I spent a great deal of time and energy, as you'll see immediately, in drawing this latest work, a Sunni-inspired master work of Mohammed and the Seven Rightly Guided Caliphs.

I see in it a great debt to the Romantic painter David, a Muslimesque version of Napoleon on horseback. One thing about this guy, I ain't afraid to acknowledge my artistic debits to others.

For those new to Art History, allow me to explain that this Dag-master piece depicts Mohammed giving lessons in Shari'a to the Seven Rightly Guided, i.e. Sunni caliphs: Abu Bakr, Omar, Uthman, Ali, Snorky, Dorky, and Porky. Notice too the subtle display of pages of the Qur'an laid out before the caliphs. It's that kind of subtlety that makes it art. It's Mohammed and the Seven Rightly Guided Caliphs that makes it Islamic. And it's my special talent that makes it a Dag-master piece.