Obama Pop

Imagine, all this time I though Baraka Banana was hoping to get erected because he's a gasbag with nothing inside. How wrong was I. No need to repeat that. I have mended my ways. I now understand that Osama will quell the tides and heal the Earth. That's right, it's time for Obama Soda, [insert echo], all the fizzle and twice the froth, sugar.

My only question is, "If we can," how come it's in a bottle?