Sunday, October 02, 2005

Straw Man

We'll have to wait a bit to find out the result of the Austrian postion on full EU partnership for Turkia. No doubt, following past practice, Jack Straw will have some great one-liners to have us howling. Below are three picked at random, random like the bomb victims of a Muslim terror attack.Wll, isn't that a telling difference? We let the man speak for himself rather than shoot him or blow up a bus full of civilians. What's Jack going to do without 70 million Turks in Europe? He'll think of something to say about it, of that we can be sure. Perhaps something along the lines of "But they all demonstrate in favor of peace."

Oh, Jack. Jack, Jack, Jack. Ask your son for more drugs.

[ClickPress, Wed Sep 28 2005]
In the speech earlier today, Straw said that Zimbabwean dictator, Robert Mugabe was guilty of "bad governance" and accused the dictator of "indifference to the well-being of his own people".

"Because it was quite dark in that corner I was being pushed towards shaking hands with somebody just as a matter of courtesy and then it transpired it was President Mugabe."

There is no list, and Syria isn't on it.
--Jack Straw

That's Jack, and that's the voice of the British government. What do the people of Europe have to say? Well, not that anyone of import is asking but below we have a graph, done in an odd format, granted, that gives some idea of how Europeans, generally, feel about Islamic domination of their lands.

Jihad for peace. You see? We should punish those naughty Austrians for this terrible set-back. Now we're going to have to settle for being a Christian club afterall.

Water, Gunga Din. I say, my cup is nearly empty. Gunga Din! Hurry there, lad. I'm an important man, you see.

1 comment:

John Sobieski said...

Jack Straw (for me) took a while and a bit of study before I realized he is as BAD as Condi Rice. He looked 'polished' with that salt-n-pepper hair and sophisticated glasses, but alas, it was just makeup on a ignorant leftist.

But of course, it all makes sense. They are all on the same page - bring Turkey into the EU and we'll tame it's wild side. Bush, Condi, Blair, Straw, all the Euro elites with their glorious bureaucratic jobs and handsome salaries. Turkey just adds to the hive's size you see. Ahh, be careful of the bees you ask to your hive, they may be those killer bees who take over the hive. Of course, the euroelites have made their bet. They will prosper either way, and the poor little worker bees, they can be replaced, and they will be. Still waiting for someone to tell me of one civilization that did not become extinct after its involuntary or, in the EU's case, voluntary merger with Islam? Anyone?