Three Reasons to Move to Sacramento

If you go soon to Sacramento the chances are good that at least for a while you will never run into the three charmers featured below: they are in jail. Why? Well, let's find out.

Cause, baby, I'm on fire for you.

Joseph Edward Martin

Joseph Edward Martin is accused of setting two arson fires.
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"Junior, clean your room."

Steven Joerger

Steven Joerger allegedly beat his mother and set her home on fire.

Justin Beiber's dream. "You smile, I smile." (This song is by a boy. Who'd have known?)

John Thomas

John Thomas, a registered sex offender, has been arrested for allegedly soliciting a 14-year-old boy for sex.

Yup, Sacramento is looking pretty good. If they can scoop up a few thousand more, more or less, it might be worth looking into.