Hippie Punching

There are two kinds of hippies at this here blog: there's yer Conformity Hippies that I go on about, and there's yer Death Hippies that I really go on about. Some generic hippies are whining about "Hippie Punching." I like the idea, and here is some expert advice on How To.

Hippie Punching FAQ

Posted by Frank J. at 12:36 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (32)

Unfortunately, American society has gotten lax on hippie punching to the point I thought I should write an FAQ to better explain the issue to those who don't currently engage in the punching of hippies. Hopefully one day this will all become so natural again that a hippie punching FAQ will be about as necessary as a flipping people off in traffic FAQ.

HIPPIE PUNCHING FAQ

Q. Where is best to punch a hippie?

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