Lex Definititis

Maccusgermanis reminded me of Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

"Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others." Ambrose Bierce, Devil's Dictionary.

I think this entry was lost:

Eagleitarian: A group of our soldiers outnumbering theirs.