Who wants to cause any harm to anyone for no good reason? Honestly, who is that savage and disgusting? Well, folks, that would be the baby's 38 year old father. Does this baby have any opinions that will lead her to murder civilians? Not yet. She will. Her parents are going to drill it into her that she has to kill infidels. Is that the kid's fault? Or is it something people should prevent from happening? I'm no genius, so I simply rely on looking at the kid, looknig at the parents, looking at my favorite baseball bat, and concluding that one or the other needs his head arranged differently.
This is proof how coward you are if you have the slightest manlihood tell of your whereabouts you pig I'll send you to hell your last destination as soon as possible
And I can claim to have read Cows, Pigs, Wars, and Witches. Also read other books by Harris, though his former is my favorite. I understand your point, though I'm sure few Muslims could even if they read the book in question.
Thank you all. I'm feeling like the Israeli Army after a six day war. Tired a bit but happy. Like winning a war against Muslims, this isn't terribly hard work but after six days one wants a nice cold brew of some sort.
Have you noticed how the oh-so-brave anonymous-types keep consigning us to hell? For eating pigs?
But pigs are good. And they're actually quite intelligent and can make good pets under the right circumstances. And quite clean when they're given the proper environment (they only roll around in mud and crap when it's the only way to keep cool, as they don't do well in hot, dry climates).
And, when it comes right down to it, God made pigs. Oh, and there was that whole line where Jesus said that it isn't what you put in your mouth that makes you filthy, it's what comes out of your mouth (i.e. the words you speak) that makes you filthy.
I'm going to have my ham sandwich for lunch now. :-D
HeatherRae
P.S. Since people are consigning me to hell, can I consign them to hell, too?
Abdul, as you well know, girls are for sale in the Islamic world whether or not they are married. One may legitimately sell ones wife to another after the obligatory three months of keeping her locked up to ensure she's not pregnant.
Last offer I had was a young girl for the price of $2,500 U.S. She comes without front teeth. Lovely, huh?
fill your mothers breasts with silicone and her ass with artifitial farts and sell love and tenderness!
That's much more coherent than:
you piece of Pork you porky blood and flesh!
Next time try this on the infidels:
Blasphemers! Blasphemers! May the fleas of 1000 camels nest in your pubic hair!
I must confess I love the word: "Blasphemers!" It always reminds me of Omar Sharif yelling at Peter O'Toole in that movie with all the lovely sand. And who could forget Jose Ferrer as the tuberculoid Turk officer who wanted to "do-it" with Peter O'Toole? Geez more muslim decadence. But in an ironic twist on the screenplay, the real T.E. Lawrence was gay! But back then they called it "a confirmed bachelor", so the real Lawrence might have accepted Jose's offer, but maybe not, he wouldn't want to catch tuberculosis.
A special note to our in-house crazed habibi, Abu Gamel, aka, anonymous ranter:
There will be some demonstrations against the pork producing Danes on Feb. 13 across the world. We certainly hope you won't be sitting at your keyboard typing nonsense but that you'll be out there on the street showing us how tough you are.
Do us all a favor, if you will, and take a copy-- not, take thousands of copies of Dereks lovely graphic of your pig Mohammed prophet's ugly face to the demonstration and whow your sodomite fellows just what we do to the AIDS ridden pervert you worship. I mean, if you have time and all, you being so busy.
Am I supposed to be offended? It's like listening to a 13 year old typing all of the worst words he knows in order thinking he might get a rise out of me.
Dear heart, next time, try using a thesaurus. They're quite handy for finding synonyms of words so that you're not repeating yourself over and over again until my eyes glaze over with boredom.
Seriously, my younger brothers could come up with better insults.
It's a pre-adolescent culture, is Islam. Not even juvenile. I hope one of them has the good sense to come here and take our graphics to give to his idiot comrades so he can work them up into fits of stupid rage that will led them to all out war. They cannot reason, so the only responsible action is force against them. We do need just casue, and I think they'll give it to us.
Never mind it's not a matter of insult it's a retaliation
and you are masters in Piggishism I know
You want to defend your freedom of farting and we won't let you fart on our holiness and in our faces! I know it's one of your cultural traits but there are red lines!
I'm having a hard time pronouncing (sub7anaho wata3alou). I tried to say it to my local rug merchant and to nearly every cab driver in town. But none of them had any idea what I was saying. Perhaps it is necessary to scream it until your red in face, to acheive the proper inflections?
I tried pronouncing it as well, and the result was that people threw rocks at me. It could be that I should change my socks. It's one or the other.
I'll go ask at the mosque. It's not allowed to wear shoes inside, so if they give them back without demanding a bribe I'll know it's the socks. Love that infidel critical thinking stuff.
Well, sorry boar, I forgot you only squeal and fart. Forget about language it's a universal means.
undead ed well I believe 1000000000000000000000000000...percent of all the virgins and the like etc.
You don't believe it because the myth about your god is that he had to be kicked in the ass and be spit in the face an be crossed like criminals at that time in order to save you (who the hell care about saving a pig from piggishism): Which means you believe he is incapable =dead! And so for you other Gods should be like yours helpless!
Forget about this believing and not believing don't worry we are crazy about getting martyres!
You mentioned something a stick or so you use to masturbate with to agitate Moslems:
I conclude then you're a nun you're not married and perhaps not appealing to men so you're frustrated and you turn your fire or -farts at times- at Moslems...
Another conclusion is that you as a nun don't get married while waiting for God or his son or one of the three or two of them .... to marry you like all other nuns do;
Don't you believe he'll run out of penises when he had to .... you all?
Oh, and for sure someone comes along once in a while to help you with your insults. So where does this all take place? In the "boiler-room" of the local mosque? You have a COMMITEE FOR THE ELECTRONIC JIHAD.
How many virgin boys will you receive for your efforts?
My God is reason and has nothing to do with a dead Middle Eastern prophet.
I don't have to shave my ass. I don't have to stick my butt in the air 5 times a day to pray. I don't have to molest children in order to get laid. I don't have to jump around and shriek like a crazed weasel every time somebody makes a cartoon. I don't have to burn cars or ambush holiday trains when I'm in a pissy mood. I don't have to wear those prissy little hats or long medieval gowns when in public. I can have a shaved face and trimed eyebrows. I don't have to live in a ghetto or bombed out dump. I don't have to have sex with young boys if I am not married. I can enjoy the companionship of a dog and I can eat pork chops, bacon, barbacue ribs and ham sandwiches. I can enjoy a glass of cold beer, a glass of wine or a couple ounces of single malt Scotch if I wish. I can have normal healthy relationships with women without raping and oppressing them. I can look at pictures, sculpture and paintings of people without freaking out. I can even look at cartoons of anything without losing my mind and burning down embassies. I am so happy I am not a Mulim because there is no Allah and Mohammad was just another murdering religious freak.
My mind is in the 21st century. Reason is my God and logic is my prayer.
May you stay un dead, Ed, for many years to come, so long as reason doesn't fail us all and we end up ruled by Muslims. God help us then, even those of us who are atheists.
Again, this is like dealing with small children. Small, bratty children who need a good spanking and time out in their room (with no dinner, I might add).
I could ask, "Would you kiss your mother with that mouth?" But what would be the point? From what I can tell, people like you have no respect for your mothers, and so I would imagine that you would kick her rather than hug her. You do realize that that makes you a bit of a freak, right?
You have said before that you, as a Muslim, revere Jesus as one of Allah's prophets. Well, do you know what Jesus said? He said, "Anyone who says he loves God but hates his brother is a liar."
So if you hate me, or anyone else, you're a liar when you say you love Allah. And if you think God looks at sin differently, you're wrong. Sin is sin. No sin is greater than any other, and any sin is enough to separate you from God permanently - yes, that means no virgins, no heaven, just a one-way ticket to hell.
But hey, don't believe me. You'll find out one way or another.
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the Chief Bastard has posted over at A Western Heart
AWH is one of my daily reads, as is Mike Jericho. Lots of good stuff there.
No not my child! My child will grow up to fly an enolagy or a B52 or an Apache to shower Afghan villages with Cluster Bombs!
We are too cowards to fight man to man weapon to weapon!
How come your blog keeps disappearing?
It is my favorite. I especially like it when you quote all those different philosophers! They be so smart.
Undead Ed
We are weak because we are too moral. I know that I, for one, would be against killing that baby.
Steven
Who wants to cause any harm to anyone for no good reason? Honestly, who is that savage and disgusting? Well, folks, that would be the baby's 38 year old father. Does this baby have any opinions that will lead her to murder civilians? Not yet. She will. Her parents are going to drill it into her that she has to kill infidels. Is that the kid's fault? Or is it something people should prevent from happening? I'm no genius, so I simply rely on looking at the kid, looknig at the parents, looking at my favorite baseball bat, and concluding that one or the other needs his head arranged differently.
This is proof how coward you are if you have the slightest manlihood tell of your whereabouts you pig I'll send you to hell your last destination as soon as possible
You're making me hungry, HeatherRae.
And I can claim to have read Cows, Pigs, Wars, and Witches. Also read other books by Harris, though his former is my favorite. I understand your point, though I'm sure few Muslims could even if they read the book in question.
Thanks for dropping in.
You're having a double portion of fried bacon sandwiches?!!
BLASPHEMERS!
Where's mine, dammit?
:-P
I love your blog, dag. It makes me all happy and shiny inside.
HeatherRae
Thank you all. I'm feeling like the Israeli Army after a six day war. Tired a bit but happy. Like winning a war against Muslims, this isn't terribly hard work but after six days one wants a nice cold brew of some sort.
That's perfect!
A nice cold beer to go with your bacon sandwich while petting your dog Mohammed.
What a perfect way to end a day.
Goodnight all,
Undead Ed
And we'll return with the morning sun. Good night to all of you.
Regards, Dag.
Bacon bit on corn flakes? Well, why not?
to hell with you!
I hope you'll wake up on hells angels beating you!
sooner or later it's true!
Enjoy your piggish diet all!
After death you'll have nothing to enjoy!
dag,
Have you noticed how the oh-so-brave anonymous-types keep consigning us to hell? For eating pigs?
But pigs are good. And they're actually quite intelligent and can make good pets under the right circumstances. And quite clean when they're given the proper environment (they only roll around in mud and crap when it's the only way to keep cool, as they don't do well in hot, dry climates).
And, when it comes right down to it, God made pigs. Oh, and there was that whole line where Jesus said that it isn't what you put in your mouth that makes you filthy, it's what comes out of your mouth (i.e. the words you speak) that makes you filthy.
I'm going to have my ham sandwich for lunch now. :-D
HeatherRae
P.S. Since people are consigning me to hell, can I consign them to hell, too?
Whoa brothers and sisters!
Salaam to everyone! We are way off topic here!
I just have 2 questions about the girl:
1) Is she married?
2) Is she for sale?
Abdul
Abdul:
"1) Is she married?
2) Is she for sale?"
You should also ask if she is a virgin.
You know how Islam is about females.
Undead Ed
Abdul, as you well know, girls are for sale in the Islamic world whether or not they are married. One may legitimately sell ones wife to another after the obligatory three months of keeping her locked up to ensure she's not pregnant.
Last offer I had was a young girl for the price of $2,500 U.S. She comes without front teeth. Lovely, huh?
Well your insults are getting a little better!
fill your mothers breasts with silicone and her ass with artifitial farts and sell love and tenderness!
That's much more coherent than:
you piece of Pork you porky blood and flesh!
Next time try this on the infidels:
Blasphemers! Blasphemers!
May the fleas of 1000 camels nest in your pubic hair!
I must confess I love the word: "Blasphemers!" It always reminds me of Omar Sharif yelling at Peter O'Toole in that movie with all the lovely sand. And who could forget Jose Ferrer as the tuberculoid Turk officer who wanted to "do-it" with Peter O'Toole? Geez more muslim decadence. But in an ironic twist on the screenplay, the real T.E. Lawrence was gay! But back then they called it "a confirmed bachelor", so the real Lawrence might have accepted Jose's offer, but maybe not, he wouldn't want to catch tuberculosis.
Abdul
A special note to our in-house crazed habibi, Abu Gamel, aka, anonymous ranter:
There will be some demonstrations against the pork producing Danes on Feb. 13 across the world. We certainly hope you won't be sitting at your keyboard typing nonsense but that you'll be out there on the street showing us how tough you are.
Do us all a favor, if you will, and take a copy-- not, take thousands of copies of Dereks lovely graphic of your pig Mohammed prophet's ugly face to the demonstration and whow your sodomite fellows just what we do to the AIDS ridden pervert you worship. I mean, if you have time and all, you being so busy.
These insults are so odd.
Am I supposed to be offended? It's like listening to a 13 year old typing all of the worst words he knows in order thinking he might get a rise out of me.
Dear heart, next time, try using a thesaurus. They're quite handy for finding synonyms of words so that you're not repeating yourself over and over again until my eyes glaze over with boredom.
Seriously, my younger brothers could come up with better insults.
HeatherRae
It's a pre-adolescent culture, is Islam. Not even juvenile. I hope one of them has the good sense to come here and take our graphics to give to his idiot comrades so he can work them up into fits of stupid rage that will led them to all out war. They cannot reason, so the only responsible action is force against them. We do need just casue, and I think they'll give it to us.
Mohammed is a child-molestor, Dag.
Heather, we here send our condolences.
Sincerely, Dag and friends.
Undead Ed
keep on farting! Your farts won't blow off the light! Least of all nowadays as its glowing brightly!
Undead Ed strange that a capitalist like you can't market her industry of farts in the western porno market.
it's profitable you know.
Besides, your fart "shot a christian priest in the back while he was praying?"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You mean while molesting children!
hetherrae
Never mind it's not a matter of insult it's a retaliation
and you are masters in Piggishism I know
You want to defend your freedom of farting and we won't let you fart on our holiness and in our faces!
I know it's one of your cultural traits but there are red lines!
Help me out Abu,
I'm having a hard time pronouncing
(sub7anaho wata3alou). I tried to say it to my local rug merchant and to nearly every cab driver in town. But none of them had any idea what I was saying.
Perhaps it is necessary to scream it until your red in face, to acheive the proper inflections?
If Abu Gamel above had any sense he'd take these graphics to his imam and ask for advice. Will we get so lucky? I fear not.
I tried pronouncing it as well, and the result was that people threw rocks at me. It could be that I should change my socks. It's one or the other.
I'll go ask at the mosque. It's not allowed to wear shoes inside, so if they give them back without demanding a bribe I'll know it's the socks. Love that infidel critical thinking stuff.
Well, sorry boar, I forgot you only squeal and fart. Forget about language it's a universal means.
undead ed
well I believe 1000000000000000000000000000...percent of all the virgins and the like etc.
You don't believe it because the myth about your god is that he had to be kicked in the ass and be spit in the face an be crossed like criminals at that time in order to save you (who the hell care about saving a pig from piggishism):
Which means you believe he is incapable =dead! And so for you other Gods should be like yours helpless!
Forget about this believing and not believing don't worry we are crazy about getting martyres!
You mentioned something a stick or so you use to masturbate with to agitate Moslems:
I conclude then you're a nun you're not married and perhaps not appealing to men so you're frustrated and you turn your fire or -farts at times- at Moslems...
Another conclusion is that you as a nun don't get married while waiting for God or his son or one of the three or two of them ....
to marry you like all other nuns do;
Don't you believe he'll run out of penises when he had to .... you all?
Run out of virgins!
don't bother dag!
you're an intellectual!
stick to sqealing! It's good you are able to at least!
Abu,
You're an illiterate "Last-Word-Freak"
Very rare indeed
Oh, and for sure someone comes along once in a while to help you with your insults.
So where does this all take place? In the "boiler-room" of the local mosque? You have a COMMITEE FOR THE ELECTRONIC JIHAD.
How many virgin boys will you receive for your efforts?
Pig!
Dear Anonymous Muslim Boy:
My God is reason and has nothing to do with a dead Middle Eastern prophet.
I don't have to shave my ass. I don't have to stick my butt in the air 5 times a day to pray. I don't have to molest children in order to get laid. I don't have to jump around and shriek like a crazed weasel every time somebody makes a cartoon. I don't have to burn cars or ambush holiday trains when I'm in a pissy mood. I don't have to wear those prissy little hats or long medieval gowns when in public. I can have a shaved face and trimed eyebrows. I don't have to live in a ghetto or bombed out dump. I don't have to have sex with young boys if I am not married. I can enjoy the companionship of a dog and I can eat pork chops, bacon, barbacue ribs and ham sandwiches. I can enjoy a glass of cold beer, a glass of wine or a couple ounces of single malt Scotch if I wish. I can have normal healthy relationships with women without raping and oppressing them. I can look at pictures, sculpture and paintings of people without freaking out. I can even look at cartoons of anything without losing my mind and burning down embassies. I am so happy I am not a Mulim because there is no Allah and Mohammad was just another murdering religious freak.
My mind is in the 21st century. Reason is my God and logic is my prayer.
I am free! Sucks to be you, habibi!
Undead Ed
May you stay un dead, Ed, for many years to come, so long as reason doesn't fail us all and we end up ruled by Muslims. God help us then, even those of us who are atheists.
Thanks Dag and Good Luck with your Blue Scarf movement!
Hope to see you at McDs one of these days - the McRib burgers are on me.
Undead Ed
I snort with laughter. Some of my best friends are undead, Ed. Hope to see you there.
Dear Anonymous Muslim Ranter,
...
Again, this is like dealing with small children. Small, bratty children who need a good spanking and time out in their room (with no dinner, I might add).
I could ask, "Would you kiss your mother with that mouth?" But what would be the point? From what I can tell, people like you have no respect for your mothers, and so I would imagine that you would kick her rather than hug her. You do realize that that makes you a bit of a freak, right?
You have said before that you, as a Muslim, revere Jesus as one of Allah's prophets. Well, do you know what Jesus said? He said, "Anyone who says he loves God but hates his brother is a liar."
So if you hate me, or anyone else, you're a liar when you say you love Allah. And if you think God looks at sin differently, you're wrong. Sin is sin. No sin is greater than any other, and any sin is enough to separate you from God permanently - yes, that means no virgins, no heaven, just a one-way ticket to hell.
But hey, don't believe me. You'll find out one way or another.
Heather
Dag,
Thanks muchly for your kind thoughts.
HeatherRae
Until next, Heather. Good-night for now.
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